Wife on Mars... Could Spit in the Eyes of Fools

6/26/19

Or a patterned shirt. Pattern mixing is so easy for men.

6/26/19

When the overly crowded Dem field has way too many random white dudes, why would you show up to the debate in the same damn navy suit as every other forgettable white dude.

6/26/19

Julian Castro - women deserve to be paid the same as men irrespective of whether we are mothers. We deserve it not bc we care for kids but because we are forking humans. FFS. Stop equating women with mothers - we are not our biology.

6/26/19

Where’s the memes of Cory Booker trying not to laugh at Beto speaking Spanish instead of answering the fucking question

6/26/19

savannah guthrie!

6/26/19

There sure is a crisis at the border! It’s the one that you created by setting up concentration camps there.

6/26/19

Given the cashflow problems and the backwoods Appalachian followers, wouldn’t that be a big pile of crystal meth on the desk?

6/26/19

Wayne LaPierre in a month or so:

6/26/19

Our fucking president folks, tweeting more at a US Women’s soccer player, who hurt his fragile little feelings, than anything else today.

6/26/19

his first twitter rant was to wrong Megan, than retwitted same shit to her.

6/26/19

GO FUNGUS! GO GO GO!

6/26/19

Jezebel: “Drink Jezebel’s piss, NRA-TV!”

6/26/19

I know many people scroll quickly past the Twitter-barf section of this blog. But one has to see this three-parter as contiguous sentences in order to appreciate its true batshit majesty:

6/26/19

Or a blowhard, but same thing.

6/26/19

I clicked through to the Twitter thread from the Vox reporter and watched some of the clips of Trump’s Fox News interview and couldn’t help but notice one of the graphics they put up when he started talking about tariffs:

6/26/19

1 - “Bagpipes” is one word.

6/26/19

“Attorney General William Barr PLAYING THE BAGPIPES at the start of the US Attorneys Conference in Washington, D.C. today.”

6/26/19

please explain that I just got Criminal Justice Reform passed, Black unemployment is at the lowest level in our Country’s history, and the poverty index is also best number EVER

6/26/19

They are both soft bears

6/26/19

Well, he was cruelly abandoned in the middle of an ocean, after all. There is justifiable cause for getting p’d off.