The lesson here is, just don’t let him set you up in a house that costs more than $7,500 a month and you’re golden.

Fresno:  Come for the...well...hmm.  Seriously, did you blow a tire or something?

“he serves the people of America”

For all the reasons that Joe Biden is not an appealing candidate, I don’t think this does much to contribute to that. If anything, this dude being a lifelong screwup could be the kind of thing that further humanizes his father. Really, one of the more enduring aspects of Biden’s appeal is the fact that he’s dealt with…

Which Brian should he get? Is there one that’s better than the others to help with grammar and spelling? ;-)

And yet neither man has been substantively held accountable for the shitty things they’ve done because their respective bases think they’re a partisan savior*.

Meanwhile, among literally hundreds of other issues of corruption, deceit and incompetence, Trump has been credibly accused of rape/sexual assault for...what...the 16th time?

Well...so far it’s worked for Trump so...who knows...

I feel like the take away from all of this is maybe you shouldn’t go on TV claiming to be 100% innocent and 100% exonerated when that’s not actually what’s happened. Especially when the Chicago PD has a hard on about this case and you were dicking them around for weeks.

Nobody wanders on the heath better than Trump.  Number 1.  Nobody better.  Heath wandering.  The best.  No collusion.

The point that they miss in the article, is that in the video that the White House posted, Trump didn’t declare the sanctions against Khamenei. He declared them against Ayatollah Khomeini. A man who has been dead for 30 years.

I can’t believe anyone would put up with this crap. If this orange rapist bag of shit ever snapped or raised his voice at me I’d punch him right in the throat. How anyone can respect him as an actual human being and not do that is beyond me.

The best of the worst. Dotard Donny doesn’t understand that the people of America don’t serve him, he serves the people of America. Sure the President has power, but it’s kept in check.

Today’s guest star on “Master of the Obvious” will be Iranian president Hassan Rouhani:

^ Though you forgot that Trump needs a “kind of dweeb” to pick on to make himself himself look and feel masculine.

Trump is reportedly already getting fed up with Mick Mulvaney, his third chief of staff in only two-and-a-half years.

You’re overthinking it. Trump is a bully. Mulvaney is kind of a dweeb. It’s just Trump’s natural instinct to loathe and pick on such an obsequious figure.

He kept the rope around his neck because he “just wanted you to see”. I had to stop working and let that sink in for a couple of minutes. This is biblical levels of stupidity in action. How much did your parents pay for drama school for you to come out with this bullshit. For all you know people just tried to ‘lynch’…

Maybe I missed it in earlier coverage, but what was the plan if the two brothers were arrested? What if it went to trial? The whole thing hinges on two people willing to go to jail for someone they barely know?