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Wife on Mars... Could Spit in the Eyes of Fools
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A girl can dream

Oh lawdy, that dude. Not to mention constantly toting that kid down every step-and-repeat in front of banks of flashing cameras. Being born to a celebrity has to be one of the worst things for a person’s character.

I’d also have to ask with the case of DJ Khaled, what use does a 1 year old have for a watch?

Foultastic?

Why does a not-yet-one-year-old child even have a favorite TV show? And don’t even think about dogpiling me, moms. I’m not judging your plebeian choices. But if they can afford to spend $100K on the world’s tackiest necklace, they can afford qualified child care experts who don’t just plunk the kid in front of

I’m hoping that will be the downfall of Kardashians, influencers and all the other people who I loathe, that more and more people will get into thrifting, mending, sustainability, etc., and the Kardashians’ lifestyle will become hopelessly obsolete and an example of everything that was wrong with the past. 

You’ll be sleeping the Sleep of Odin if you’re seriously waiting for that to happen.

“Taylor has made many ridiculous claims like she invented pooping in a box.”

Taylor Swift trademarked her cat.”

I don’t have enough vomit emojis for this headline.

...gold plated...well, actually polished brass. Very thin poished brass plate. Best you not actually use them to prevent the cheap metal underneath from showing through.

“Disturbious” is quite catchy. 

Horrible typo

*LOCK!

AARRGGGHH!

“we can lick them”

That is a truly unfortunate typo, because I do not remotely want to lick either of them.

“...inefficient frameworks of the past...”

Maybe these two awful people will realize during the tour that they are falling in love.

It will hash over an optimistic set of economic proposals released Saturday that envision some $50 billion in investment, infrastructure and tourism in the Palestinian West Bank and Gaza Strip, and in the neighboring countries of Egypt, Jordan and Lebanon.”