Wife on Mars... Could Spit in the Eyes of Fools

6/21/19

During a closed-door interview with the House Judiciary Committee on Wednesday, former White House Communications Director Hope Hicks told lawmakers that she only told “white lies” on President Trump’s behalf—and only on smallest of matters.

6/21/19

Fear not, “Kynzie” is just a nickname. Cease reading now or be exposed to more Duggar child/grandchild names.

6/21/19

That is also why Graham Norton is great. Although I also think Graham Norton is great because he makes all the celebs sit together and interact.

6/21/19

While I’ve heard of Bella Thorne (and I’m sure I’ve seen her in stuff or in magazines) I have no idea what she looks like. Anytime I see her name or the Hadid sisters’s names, the only mental image I get is of that model with the really great, strong eyebrows. But her name is Carla something, right? Anyway, these…

6/21/19

Not for nuthin, but “Tone Death” would be a pretty good band name.

6/21/19

Aubrey Plaza accessorized with a knife to the premiere of her Chucky reboot.

6/21/19

As I was reading the bullet point list of things Bella said, I totally thought this is made up by Joan. This is silly. Then I kept reading and realized, no, those were all real quotes.

6/21/19

This is his best segment. It’s better than Corden’s overrated Carpool Karaoke.

6/21/19

Oh My!

6/21/19

At their family’s current rate of copulation, Jim-Bob and Michelle could reasonably expect to meet their great-great-grandchildren some day. And if each of their children and their children’s children each married and had 19 kids, then by the time J-Bob met his g-g-grandkids, there would be no less than 275,122…

6/21/19

Bye.

6/21/19

Yes, they are desirous a woman becomes president after you helped deny one last time.

6/21/19

I can name enough Duggars for the both of us, unfortunately.

6/20/19

Also, he’s not flying sulu on this. Take others’ words for it as well.

6/20/19

So she's doing well because vagina, not because of her policies & political acumen? Nice.

6/20/19

So why did he devolve to these old tropes? Why could he not speak on policy differences, or style, or their records on voting in the senate?

6/20/19

#freejinger

6/20/19

I see you're not familiar with Mr. Sanders yet.

6/20/19

Is this really all he said? Whoosh. I cannot imagine he really believes this. This dismissal seems so Trumpy tbh. A ham-fisted attempt at to diminish his opponent in the rudest, stupidest way possible.