jencatz
Wife on Mars... Could Spit in the Eyes of Fools
jencatz

aw come on, after GOT ruined their lives, someone had to throw them a bone. otherwise, they might start thinking their outrage was all a pointless waste of time and energy. oh, wait...

Fun fact: I work in human service work, helping teach life skills and tackle harmful behaviors in people with disabilities. My field of work is one of the most dangerous there is, with the highest rates of on the job assaults and deaths at the hands of people we are serving. I have 88 hour work weeks AND I volunteer

We have reached the point in our civilization where people are getting upset with the cgi of an originally-animated, anthropomorphized hedgehog. It’s time to pack up this planet and move on.

Oh for the love of God; people have too much time on their hands! (I’m not referring to you, Emilty!).

The sad thing about that pictures is that Chris Cuomo is just barely smarter than Rudy. :(

It actually stands for “Penis”, cause if you don't have one then Republicans don’t give a fuck about your rights

How dare you. Pee-Wee Herman/Paul Reubens is an actual genius, and worlds more professional and disciplined than anyone in this administration.

Democrats lost billions of dollars in the 90s! Sad, losers. 

Ah, the rarely identified but frequently used plupolitical tense. 

I don’t get all the snark, “Ivesssapology” is actually the correct form of “I apologize” if you’re talking about an event that may happen in the future, and you happen to be a shameless political hack who slid past utter irrelevance 6 years ago.

But he does need an intervention.  He’s behaving like a child and it’s embarrassing.  His opinion tweets are embarrassing.  His speaking is embarrassing.  I expect that soon he will, while having a temper tantrum in front of others in a meeting, before walking out he drops his trousers and craps on the floor.  

The whole thing is a giant game of “I know you are but what am I?” Nancy makes a credible comment about Trump’s declining mental state, and then the Trump Posse has to try and turn it around on her in the most clumsy and amateurish manner imaginable.

Even some he’s not related to!

Speaking as a lawnmower engine — two strokes! — tweeting during a stroke is not happening. What went wrong this time is that JewelryAnnie tried to operate the Tweeter Machine by himself while the Social Media Engineer was in the neseccary.

As if I need another reason to dislike Rudy, i imagine that he constantly taps that ring on the desk. I had a boss that would do that, I wanted to cut his fucking hands off.

Trump is NOT going to let that “intervention” remark go, and I am loving how easily Pelosi gets under his skin. I hope she turns the heat up now.

My mental alignment is such that when someone says [adjective]-ass [noun] I always relocate the hyphen. Ergo: the esteemed Mr. Giuliani has hairy ass-hands.

“for a caricature exaggerating her already halting speech pattern” 

Mocks halting speech in incoherent tweet. Hmmmm.