Had I any guns (which i most certainly do not), you Ashley would be the one and only person I would loan them to. Because none of my good-for-nothing friends could pass a background check. Or any check for that matter!

I kept scrolling til I found this. I have made others laugh til they cried with this. As do I. Thank you for your service.

The Pete troll is the WORST!

I am Wife on Mars, and I approve this message!

“Mike Pence is not a homophobe”

This is the only correct answer.

Team cat is here for this.

But- unfortunately for us-we do.

I believe it's spelled useless daughterfucker.

Probably.

Oh, I always welcome pics of ole Mr Tricky himself.

Reply from the hurricane:

In honor of Labor Day just gonna post the lyrics to the classic 16 Tons. The line about “owing ones soul to the company store” especially appropriate here:

So no pics of Greg Abbot or Ted Cruz then?

What about willie pics dick-nilly?

Or he could rip off the French.

Let’s hope that Kelllyanne Conjob- shaped raincloud is grey- not full color!

Isn’t he the jerk-bag who said:

^ THIS! A THOUSAND TIMES THIS! ^

“...the US deep state is a full- blown KGB”