Yeas.

When you find it, please be a dear and pick up a 12 pack for me.

BECAUSE DOWN IS UP AND RIGHT IS WRONG AND NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE ANYMORE! EVERY FUCKING DAY IS OPPOSITE DAY! AND IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF IT ALL I CANNOT DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCREAMING AT YOU ON SPLINTER IN MY USELESS RAGE AS I TRY NOT TO RAGE STROKE OUT!

Oh my gawd!

He looks like moist ham.

And after reading this I’m going to need to do “something biological” like vomiting!

The 500-part maxi-series!

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. You and I should be starting the first ever “not-watching” party. We can deprogram those who have been indoctrinated in the cult of “The Bachelor”.

Oh Emily, my sweet Summer child.

Bwahahaha!!!

“ANTI-CHOICE” (has a nice ANTIFA -like ring which we know makes the republicons clutch their pearls so hard, they start shooting out their rectums)

“None of the mass shooting victims hospitalized in El Paso wanted to meet Donald Trump when he visited.”

I am such a snowflake too.

Thank them (and you) for their service.

Chump’s little girl is growing up so fast! She can now dog-whistle all by herself!

You need no explanations.

Why does it feel Fucker Carlson is taking a dig at the site The Root with that screenshot “The Root of the Problem”?

On it.

Kim wishes she looks that good!

I've already bought my ticket!