"I saved up for this Dolce and Gabbana dress" is where I pick up the torch and the fork, and get Robespierrian on the ruling class.

I think it's more "doing something by yourself" vs "begging the other person to come back."

Yardley and Thatcher will both end up in prison for life after they get drunk and beat a yacht club employee to death on a whim.

They sound like characters from an Ayn Rand novel.

she says of her daughter Yardley Evans, 3½, and two sons, Edward Yates, 5, and Thatcher Bray, 15 months.

But how much can't could a white girl can't even if a white girl literally could not even?

I think the most depressing thing here is that my first thought upon viewing the photo was, "It could be worse. Thank god he didn't do it in blackface."

No, you're making the assumption that I support the decisions of every single black person because I'm black myself.

So, I saw this headline this morning, and it was in Thousand Oaks where I grew up. Not gonna lie, I clicked it just to make sure it wasn't my stepmother.

By this measure Karl Rove and Newt Gingrich are bad ass.

I'm sorry, but this is fucking awful—equal parts judgmental and condescending, with a healthy dose of know-it-all-ness thrown in for good measure. I hate when people put their ridiculous shit on everyone else and then use limited anecdotal evidence from their own lives to support it.

They could say the same about us and the revolution?

when does the lgbtqai community get to vote for hetero people's rights? It's only fair.

• Ryan Murphy and his husband had a baby boy! If the kid's anything like the other things Murphy creates, he will start off strong and be all over the place by year three.

What I get from this story is that it is okay to harness normal people on Twitter, but the moment you mess with a politician then they bring the hammer down.

Raccoon Dogs are called Tanuki in Japan, and there is a long history of art showing them using their humongous nutsacks for, well just about anything you can think of.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

YER A JESUS, HARRY.