She needs to co-anchor with Sharon Reed. That’s it that’s all. My brain can’t even fathom the possibilities; I shudder to think.

It makes for a really good faux mashed potatoes, also.

It is yummy enough to make me throw it in a circle!

Though you are correct that it doesn’t belong on pizza, what did cauliflower ever do to you? Roasted cauliflower sprinkled with a little garlic powder and parmesan? That will make me forgets its white origins. And turns it a nice shade of light skinned-ed.

At this very moment I am eating a creamy cauliflower soup with toasted sourdough croutons and a drizzle of truffle oil...and it is rocking my box.

Plain Cheese Pizza is the “I don’t want to offend anyone, so he’s a generic vaguely acceptable statement” of pizza. I’ll take it over the real offensive stuff, but I won’t be happy.

Recently, I just watched my pregnant cousin stack Chinese Lo-Mein, a boneless chicken finger and cornbread dressing on a slice of pizza and eat it.

Arugula is very good on the pizza after it come out of the oven. It’s one of my favorite things.

Chicago sells pizza inspired casserole, not actual pizza. They don’t count.

I feel you on everything but arugula. Arugula is the shit. I almost always get it on my pizza if it’s an option at the joint.

Chicago and its wonderful residents do not eat pizza, but rather stuff themselves with deep-dish meat cakes. Their hot dogs are fucked up too. Somebody need to go over there and unplug all of the kitchen appliances until we figure out what the hell is going on.

I know this isn’t the usual context, but...

I dont believe youre shy i just dont

Either they laugh and find you endearingly quirky, or they nervously chuckle and leave you alone! Win/win!

I consider myself an extrovert, but even I need to just BE sometimes. I don’t need to interact with every person, every where, every time. Frankly, I don’t think Chatty Cathys *are* necessarily extroverts - I think they’re bored/anxious and want a distraction. Look, hon, I’m not your mother - so if you forgot to bring…

Weird, it seems extroverts are the ones who can’t shut up and realize not everyone wants to talk to you no matter how mundane you think it is. How about ya’ll hush? Why do we have to point to earbuds or headphones to let you know we don’t want to be bothered? They should be a big fucking clue that we don’t want to…

Says the I’m sure 100% extrovert. This may work for you but some people just want to stand in silence.

There are other considerations that can impact elections in the South besides just white identity politics.

Why would I read an article I read a week ago and fully understand?

I have been saying it. He will win. Now what happens when he does is the real question. Never mind. They will seat him because they need the votes. Let’s be honest, all of this is for nothing.