I thought she was going to tell him why her parents had been distant. It was soooooo much worse.

I watched the last ep the same day that Reddit story went around about the woman who threw away pictures of her husband’s dead wife out of jealousy. I was already emotional about that...and then Darla went and crushed me even more. Lawd!

Your pass is General Admission?

Can we interview his “black best friend” to get his side of the story? We’ve all heard the accounts of slave owners being surprised when the slaves they treated so well decided to escape. “BBF” might think of Ernie more as a landlord than a friend. IJS...

Both versions are good.

There’s a season for everything (and everyone) under the sun...except grits with sugar.

“(Thinks back to Breakfast Civil Wars of days past.)“

*SMH*

Who hurt you?

“You killed a great list with a tone jumping off the page that screams just don’t talk to me.”

Candy corn is the “soft bigotry of low expectations” of the candy world.

That first line...

“I agree. I wish a dude would assault me.”

Even his hours were coked out. 8 am - midnight?! Jarrell, go to sleep!

Without the Jheri Curl (and cocaine), we would have never had the Jarrell Curl.

I almost spit out my wine reading your descriptions of these characters, but I NEVER waste wine.

That’s the thing that bothers me. He lost an endorsement over THIS?! I think Dannon was looking for a reason to drop him. Then, foot met mouth and voila!

I just hate to be the one messing up a bit!

I didn’t know we called it White Tuesday. Thanks for that.

If I HAVE to use mayo, it’s getting mixed with something. Mustard. Sprinkles of Adobo seasoning. I see its moisture benefits, but it’s gross on its own.