Full disclosure: I typed that while lying down.

Total control. By the party of small government.

No, you fuck, if a first-trimester ultrasound was a free service that your state offered on an opt-in bases to all pregnant women, including the ones who actually want to be pregnant, that would be a ‘cool thing that’s out there’.

I’m just gonna go ahead and speak for all women having abortions (i’m one of those) speaking slowly: We know what our fetuses look like. We already knew or we googled it when we made the difficult decision to abort. We still want or need to abort for reasons that are none of your god damn business. Showing me a My…

I swear people like this think fetuses are like the little babies you get in king cakes. Just miniature versions of fully-formed babies. And that they only need to grow in size not in complexity.

Love you Bobby Finger. Seriously, I know you didn’t start This Week in Tabloids, but you’re the Chosen One for this feature - no one has ever done it better. But InTouch deserves a (potentially unprecedented?) ‘A’ this week! For doing actual journalism! For once, they didn’t make shit up, they filed a FOIA request and…

unprecedented numbers of unwed mothers, millions of abortions, rampant STDs

I believe that is what I have been telling myself since high school :)

I unabashedly loved it. BUT I ALSO LIKE THE ORIGINAL SONG BECAUSE MAYBE THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME.

LOVE IT!! It had a Kill Bill vibe to it. Turn this video into a movie and I’d buy a ticket.

My personal fav is afternoon delight as well!

In my 20 years of gay male sex having, I think maybe 1 time out of ten has been in the morning, and usually those were when he or I (or both!) were too drunk to get ‘er done the night before. And I’ve never known anyone to complain about the lack of morning sex, so...

Nooners for all?

Considering I willingly put various types of poison into my body on a regular basis and pay for the privilege, I cannot in good conscious pretend to give a flying fuck about organic food and whether or not my peaches are filled with pesticides.

This is honestly the most beautiful case of legal trolling that I have ever witnessed.

Yeah, I think it being a nice gesture is a fair assessment and my Dad definitely was all smiles. :) Also, it was kinda fun to prove to my hubs that his reluctance to believe in the supreme sentimentality of the Rainbow Connection was just plain misguided as there was not a dry eye in the house among my friends. When I…

Nah, I don’t buy that logic at all. For one thing, the rationale behind “too drunk to drive” and “too drunk to consent” are totally different. The former is based on the body’s lack of reflexes and motor control while the latter is based on the mind’s inability to make informed decisions. Those two functions aren’t…

When I was in high school, I was a foreign exchange student in Germany. While I was studying abroad, I had to attend a wedding of a cousin of the family I was staying with. The reception lasted for 8+ hours, but one of the things I remember was the bride & groom sawing a log in half. It’s a German tradition and it’s…

My husband threw me a surprise wedding. We had gotten engaged a few weeks before and I was thrilled but seriously freaked out about the idea of planning a wedding. My family always throws this huge ultraformal New Year’s party, and that year my best cousin was weirdly invested in what dress I was wearing to it, but I…

You should do it your way. But, you know, if you don’t use 1st Corinthians, you’re not married.