My plan for the rest of this season is to collect my favorite gifs from each episode and post them here so watch this space!

I’m disappointed, Ellie. No option for “No thanks, I’d rather have sex with Ansel Elgort”?

Me too. Never forget...

Ha, good one.

I want those little pretzel bites that come in a cup with some dipping sauce

Could be just me, but I always smile at the end of races. It tricks your body into thinking it’s in less pain.

Ah... thanks for the explanation. But yeah, still seems super tone deaf to call herself homeless when she was chilling in the presidential suite of a fancy hotel in the last episode of RHONY. It’s the same as with Shailene Woodley calling herself homeless - yes, technically, you don’t have an address, but for you it’s…

You beat me to the literal exact same comment. Well played, sir. I shall refer to you henceforth as Gillyn Thomas.

Rage, Rage, Rage, against the dying of the pike.

...and I’m just sitting here wishing someone would ask me if Huey Lewis was my father.

I would have asked “do you like Huey Lewis and the News?”

“Keep that p***y tight while I’m gone.”

Dear baby Jesus in a manger,

If this is all one hugely elaborate fake out where Bruce Jenner reveals he’s spent the last few years transitioning . . . into a professional romance novel cover model, he will rocket to #1 on my list of favorite people in the world. Grade A+ trolling. Two thumbs up, Bruce.

I’m half expecting Bruce to be trolling all of us and the reveal will be something totally inconsequential.

Infinity stars!

You know what else shouldn’t be tax exempt? Any church!

Having this photo in his scrapbook might make the whole shit show of being president worthwhile.