When you’re a 34D and 13 years old starting high school, what could go wrong? I don’t actually remember the first time I received attention from guys, because I was admittedly boy crazy from day one, but I do remember a specific incident when it made me uncomfortable. On the bus, freshman year, a guy (who I will add…

I mean, duh, they were clearly asking for it. Didn’t you see those short skirts?

I just recently switched over to a premium spotify account mostly because my tastes tend to change pretty quickly, or I’ll listen to a song over and over for like two days and then be done with it. Before then I bought all of my music on iTunes. I still buy things I can’t find (like T. Swift) on Spotify on iTunes.

Don’t forget “Wall street dog piss”, a favorite of mine. It’s like people take their dogs their just for that specific purpose.

I was sort of wondering if maybe she tried and it didn’t work? Is that even an option? I haven’t read the books. I am also really hoping that Geillis is still alive and kicking, because she’s great.

OH. MY. GOD. that one with the kissing. Second from the top. AH. Just. THANK YOU.

Thanks for this fantastic story. I started running when I was 13, completed my first half at 16, and first full marathon at 24. I cannot imagine what it would be like to not have running in my life, and am very grateful for these women who paved the way.

I have friends who have had babies close together specifically so they can “get it over with” and “get their bodies back” after, rather than having to lose the baby weight multiple times. True story!

I have a famous-on-instagram porn star doppeglanger, and guys will instantly tell me that I look like her. It’s very strange. The resemblance is rather uncanny.

Ha, no no, I’m more mocking the fact that a lot of people cry spoiler alert to silly things and it’s a constant source of debate in the DVR age :)

God, a spoiler alert would have been nice! JK, JK. I know how this works. I too do not enjoy what a jerk he is. It’s getting hard to watch. He’s just not likable at all.

I reply to myself to say... getting with single Robin Thicke would be hot, not married to Paula Patton who seems like a lovely woman Robin Thicke. So there.

1. Nickelback for sure. HJs are so gross.

Yes! I was just going to say that. It’s not just an abortion drug, for the love of god. I’m one of the many who have it prescribed for IUD insertion/removal.

I don’t doubt that people who’ve been diagnosed with fibromyalgia are experiencing physical symptoms, but every time I see a commercial for fibromyalgia specific drugs, (Lyrica, I think?) I hate our medical/pharmaceutical system even more. They want it to exist and be diagnosed purely for the revenue.

This is super, super weird. I’ve never watched this show, but do they ever have them do anything other than ballroom? It seems like it might be more watchable if they were doing hip-hop or contemporary or other styles, a la SYTYCD. Like, I don’t know, something a little less terribly awkward.

Is that true? I know the other effects of singing on a great sound system can go very far, but auto-tune? That surprises me considering how many awkwardly terrible live performances we've all seen.

You forgot to add “temptresses”. We are bad and dirty temptresses, what with showing our hair and ankles and shoulders and things.

I once had a Hasidic man stop me on the street and tell me my “legs are a gift”. I’m assuming it wasn’t a compliment.

I'm not one to immediately call for a z-pack when I so much as cough, but I will say that when I also experienced a mid 20's acne attack, I went to a dermatologist for the first time, was put on an anti-biotic for a month, and it completely cleared me up. Sometimes you need the drugs.