Good boy.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

This is overblown. He’s got a lot to learn but he’ll have AIDS.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

“There’s a lot of Halloween candy kids won’t eat. That’s why my friends down at the abandoned mill like to call the holiday “Good ‘N Plenty Christmas.” You can dig up a thousand uneaten Good ‘N Plentys at the town dump, no problem. And they don’t taste too bad once you get used to it. People now are too fussy. If you…

Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

Motherfucker got white shoes on after labor day and trying to act like he’s the fucking arbiter of anything

“Like I told Zeke this morning, don’t worry about any of this, they don’t make batteries domestically anymore”

- Emmitt Smith

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