Republicans find one thing to like about their candidate and then turn out in droves to vote for him.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Super glad I’m not the only one whose mind went to the wrong diaphragm.

In a perfect world, we wouldn’t be talking about this family at all.

You drawing such a parallel is obstuse, grandiose, delusional, and stupid, no matter how you slice it.

Not quite sure where the defensiveness in the comments is coming from. People, I know traffic jams suck, but how often are they caused by protesters where you live? Isn’t it worth it to maybe, maybe lose 30 minutes once every few years if it means violent Nazis like James Alex Fields have one less legal defense? I…

I cant’ stand Fallon but, good for him.

I don’t read it like that at all. I read it as, “I understand how many of you may want to have nothing to do with me ever again...but if you want to talk to me...I will talk to you.” He sent it out to pretty much everyone, some peole just cut bait on people and the last thing he wants to do is call someone and have…

unless you wear a lot of jackets that needs to be dry cleaned. It really isn’t worth it or your dry cleaners are awfully expensive. It is still over a dollar per pod per item. So you still looking at a $1+ for not a real clean shirt if that is what you used it on. If you use it on suits it might be cost effective…

unless you wear a lot of jackets that needs to be dry cleaned. It really isn’t worth it or your dry cleaners are…

Yeah, that’s called a tax you absurd little troll. The government does it all the time. It’s been used for millennia to address issues of a collective nature. It’s a basic fundamental power of government.

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

Exactly how is what he said racist...? He talks about failed states and poor transitions, combined with a socio-economic issue based on large-family size and easily inferred from said family-size, need. Takes a lot of Euro to feed 7-8 kids, vs 1-2. It isn’t racist at all. Large-family size is a pretty common…

I am far from an outrage junkie, I actually liked Kathy Griffin before this, and I cannot stand Donald Trump, but...yeah. That was bad, and she’s gonna be pretty fucked, and she should be.

Matzo brei is my go-to.

I was thinking Mazda 3 myself, but same reasoning.
The “Experts” seem to have missed the requirement for 2 adults + 2 kids. TT and Miata are fun and span generations, but just for 2 kid-sized adults.

I know, I mean I remember before the ACA how my rates went down every year and coverage just kept improving because of all that free market competition.

I can learn more skills that are applicable in other jobs/fields. I cannot make an immutable characteristic, like a chronic or congenital health issue, go away. Also, only one of these concerns is based in reality (hint: it’s not the one where those durned immuhgrants are stealin ehr jerbs!)

two of only a few great outcomes from Lyndon B. Johnson’s otherwise fraught time in the white house

I have Cricket and a $30 LG Android phone. I am covered through work on a high deductible plan, but to add my wife and son costs another $850 a month. For a $3,000 deductible. And oh yeah, my son is Autistic, but in order to get the medical diagnosis, we have to get it from a specialist, which isnt covered, and will…