Old white man is pretty synonymous with sexism, usually ;)

That doesn’t diminish his talent or make his poetry any less potent.

I get it, this raspy-voiced, somewhat curmudgeony, old white dude isn’t popular around these parts but I’m not ashamed to admit I absolutely love him and have since I first heard him as a kid. My parents were of that era and had pretty great taste in music but Dylan was a glaring omission in their collection so it…

We need to start rebutting “vote your conscience” with “vote your brain.”

Must be nice to live in a solidly blue state. You probably don’t have to worry about getting shot at or run off the road for having a “Hillary” bumper sticker on your car. I wish I were using hyperbole here, but I’m not.

There are a zillion good reasons why neither one of these people should be president, but it’s not gonna work on anyone who wants to say shit like “I live in a solidly blue state, so I have the luxury of voting with my conscience and choosing the candidate I think is best fit for the job, and that’s Dr. Stein.”

Noooooo. You. Did. Not. I hope this one is much better for you :)

How to grab a pussy, belly rub edition:

No, this is how you grab a pussy(cat):

For anyone else overwhelmed by all that’s going on right now.

That was all Sam Bee, I can’t take credit.

My god. I am not surprised that he is not preparing and doesn’t seem inclined to skip the debate. This is not shocking in any way.

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point. “Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”