I want someone who can win. If it’s an old white dude right now to reassure the racist mysogonistic crowd, read Libertarians who fucked our last election, I don’t care. Who bought you Jezebel? You seem to be doing Trump’s work for him.

Dr. Ruth is thrilled she doesn’t have to date as a millennial because we’ve “lost the art of conversation because everyone is on their phone... What that will lead to, which is serious—is a lot of loneliness.” She is a thousand years old.

You think I wasn’t teased or made to feel self-conscious about my large breasts from the moment they started growing? Wrong. Men make women feel like shit for big and small boobs, for being too thin or too fat. Women too, for that matter. Physically though, a small chest is so much more comfortable and easy to dress.…

And yet probably more functional. 

There *must* be a German word for being amazingly and awesomely petty from beyond the grave, when no one can stop you.

This is the most bizarro fucking “logic.” Like, how is it the Dems fault that Trump manufactured a problem, is holding everyone hostage over this problem, people are suffering because he won’t just fix the problem, and now we’re being made to feel guilty because . . . HE won’t stop?

Listen. It’s like sitting in a…

But it’s not a concern in this instance, since the kids are able to be provided for and any population problems we have in this country are not a birth issue.

I love how corporations -owned and run almost exclusively by men - are actively and knowingly destroying the planet and ruining the climate and making the world unsustainable.  And governments all over the world - again, predominantly run by men - don’t provide education or access to birth control or population…

you’re likely going to stay in, order dinner and binge on Netflix until you wake up in a new year, almost certainly asleep before midnight. Alone. That sounds sad. You were in until the “alone” bit, right?

I had rough year so I took myself on vacation for xmas and bought myself jewelry. Only my niece got a present. I also plan to give up nothing in Jan. NOTHING. 

Winston was SUCH A DELIGHT in Black Panther.

Keep your boundaries clear and self protective. I have a colleague that specializes in working with BP clients. I refer a lot of clients to him.I cannot work with them or have them in my personal life. I’m doing something radical this holiday with the needy people who won’t help themselves...staying away.    I got…

In the space of a year:

I hear you, I just want a good fuck.

I have been alone for way too long, years and years and I just want to try to go on a date or at least get laid, but I can’t get through answering same questions to man and being judged. I can also read through their BS on dating apps. They are predictable and its boring.

Listen. Here’s the choice. This particular seat can vote Democrat some of the time, OR NONE OF THE TIME. That is the choice. The other choice you want that has 75 Elizabeth Warrens marching into the senate after every election is nooooooot happening with political demographics like the ones we have in this country.…

Maximilian de Winter is totally that guy who was once cheated on by a beautiful girlfriend so he intentionally dates plain girls with a low self-esteem because he thinks they’re too ugly to cheat.

Dude, calm down.

This was a fantastic read. I NEED to get some recommendations for contemporary authors who write gothic romps. I loved the glassbooks of the dreameaters. But l would love to get some recs in the comments. Thank you for this article. 

I don’t know what’s wrong with me for preferring this to that but something definitely is.