carpet on the dash for bogans who like to put their bare feet up there

The F1 Jaguar sponsored by “oceans 12" movie with the diamond in its nose.
The diamond was never seen again.

Here in Australia “The Daily Planet” sponsored a few cars owned and sometimes driven by John Trimbole. Daily Planet was an..ahem.. “gentlemans leisure establishment” owned by said Mr Trimbole

They wanted to stiffen the chassis

“Remember chrome bumpers?”

This why you shouldnt watch porn on the seat back dvd player

I guess he ended up piston broke

I wooden do that if i were yew

I always keep a dead hooker in the trunk.
Have to replace her every couple of weeks.

I thought everyone did this?

OK I can just about take the shoey, but when i saw the chief mechanic drink from Dans (probably quite sweaty) boot i nearly barfed

That’s UnWheel!
...thanks, I will see myself out.

Didnt you already answer this?

They need to bring back side skirts that seal the cars to the road and ground effects.

Maybe it wouldnt have happened if they werent driving round with a blanket covering the car.

She will never get thru airport security with that underwear

Maybe I watch too much prn.. Looks phallic to me

Hate to burst your all American Ranger bubble, but I will just leave it here that the current ranger was designed and engineered in Australia for the world market.

Speaking of car names. This may be apocryphal, but the story goes in the 1960s Nissan were trying to get a foothold in Australia with a car called Nissan Cedric.

But why did some 50s/60s Fords (especially UK) have RED oval badges and some blue?

Yes but then you really want a Fiat x1/9