This is how I feel about Dan Schneider and everyone at Nickelodeon.

Well, you’re Hitler. There... I skipped about 5 back and forth posts. All the best and a wonderful day to you.

I do, too. Kind of surprised at the catty write-up here, though.

Chad here. Shit like this is one of the reasons I don’t want my elementary son playing football in our West Texas town, and also why we moved him out of private ‘Christian’ school to a public school. This is generationally wrong. These kids are wrong, their parents are wrong and their grandparents are wrong. I don’t…

David Cross reminds me of when Liz Lemon goes to her high school reunion on 30 Rock. She doesn’t want to go because she was an awkward geek that nobody liked.

YES. Sure, daddy issues exist and sure, some young women date older guys, but CHILDREN OF SCHOOL GOING AGE DO NOT WANT YOUR WRINKLY BALLS. And on the off chance that they’re riddled with issues and they do direct their tidal wave of hormones towards you, you are the adult man who should keep his grubby little fingers…

I’m of the view there’s no appropriate time to release a film like this and maybe we can stop making films that pedal the fantasy that any teenage girl would be interested in gross older guys altogether. The fantasy is entirely ONE-SIDED.

He just couldn’t go with Pootie Tang II: Electric Pootieloo, could he? Noooo....he had to make some Art™.

Of all the times to release this? Especially him?

Actually, if you bothered to #read, you’d know that last week was a pending suspension and that confirmed as of 4:15 CST today, he has resigned. But I suppose it made you feel really good to think you’ve one upped someone on the internet. Good for you!

In other news, Roy Price is out at Amazon. The dominos keep falling.

It really sucks how fat women are constantly forced to justify their existence, their bodies, and their happiness. Jesus, she is an entertainer. She does her job and entertains and doesn’t bother anybody. Stop making her constantly talk about her body unless she wants to.

Because instead of men being groomed to be ashamed of sexually abusing women, etc, women are groomed to be ashamed of our sexuality.

Yep that’s exactly why.

It is pretty awful that his grandmother slapped him, and of course I don’t think that should ever be considered acceptable, but my suspicion is that her violent reaction wasn’t so much her idea of an appropriate response as it was evidence of the visceral horror she felt when her precious grandchild complained to her…

I don’t know. Maybe I’m in a weird position to think about this, because a friend of mine married a guy who got arrested for possessing child porn - and she absolutely did not know about it. She didn’t know anything until the FBI woke her up raiding her house one morning. She divorced him immediately. It’s among the…

Either that’s a helluva generous six, or my standards are out of whack.

I honestly can’t believe it’s gone on this long. Where are the patriots in DC defending our freedom, our right not be ruled by a petty maniac who can’t remember where he left the launch codes?

I was at the airport bar a couple weeks ago when a young woman realized she left her wallet in the car. She left ALL HER THINGS at the bar (it was in Iowa) and ran to her car to retrieve it. A handful of men were there and they were all trying to figure out how she got to the airport bar without it.

I will likely never see this, but knowing in advance that the dog doesn’t die DOES tip the scales in this movies favor.