“Harmony exists for no other reason than to make her owner happy.”

Anyone else not surprised Scott Baio has a small dick?

Adrienne Vittadini was quite the thing in the eighties. She did these kind of fantastic lounging day pajama track suit type of affairs, Joan Collins on the weekend vibe. Lounge wear really needs a revival.

1. It’s not like the Republican Party just started “messing with [her] community” after the election after promising to support trans rights.

2. If the “dealbreaker” for Caitlyn Jenner is “messing with [her] community,” then it’s pretty clear she’s totally cool with Republicans (or any political party) messing with a…

Donald Trump: orders women to pee on a mattress.

I am so afraid. The last strike happened one year after I became a member of WGA and it was disastrous for so many people and their families. The only upside for me was that I was in my twenties, single, and I was used to being poor as dirt.

Oh my god no. I still remember that winter/spring with horror. Even now, when I rewatch a show that aired that season I see how few episodes it has and am thrust back in time when literally the only news story I gave a shit about was whether or not that strike was over. Just give the writers what they want, please.

“I’m not attacking you,” Kimmel returned, laughing.

“And yeah, when you talk to someone under our surveillance, we can hear you, too.”

Mossad is texting Sean Spicer right now, saying, “Don’t even think about it.”

I refuse to shop at a company whose employees we have to support.

Such a huge bummer. As a plus-size clothes wearer, Modcloth has been of my go to’s because they have such cute products. I won’t continue to shop there if they’re owned by Walmart, though. I refuse to support a company that treats its employees so badly.

Goddamn.

He was making acid wash jeans.

• Anne Hathaway is practicing her exuberant hand gestures at the U.N. [Hello Giggles]

Speaking of coasts and budget cuts, the Trump administration (ugh) is proposing cutting funding to the Great Lakes from $300 million to $10 million. When people saw the number they thought it was a joke, because no one could be that fucking petty. But, no, it’s a real proposal. Like, it’d almost be palatable if they…

I can’t help having a nasty feeling in my gut that the reason he’s decided to recuse himself without any fight isn’t because he’s been backed into a corner but because there isn’t going to be any meaningful investigation to begin with.

recusing himself now, after the allegations, when he refused to recuse himself before (even though, like, his status as “former campaign surrogate” obviously hasn’t changed) says “I’m guilty but the GOP’s spine fell out of its collective butt so let’s split the diff, mmmkay?”

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.