What you have to offer is so much more valuable than a flat belly, perky breasts, toned arms, and whatever else is deemed “good enough” in terms of appearance.

My bestie got pregnant unexpectedly and is still mourning the loss of her freedom. The doctor waggled her finger at her at her last checkup and was like, “This is a little too much weight gain, slow it down!” and my friend was like, I DIDN’T WANT TO GET PREGNANT IN THE FIRST PLACE ALL MY PLANS ARE RUINED AND IT’LL BE…

When I get in from a 12-hour nursing shift, all I want to see is Vanderpump Rules or some Housewives being assholes to each other. When I tell people this I always get this look that just screams, “Ugh, really?”

Aha! A chance to post my own pregnancy announcement photo.

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

I was just ordering a regular cake and cupcakes cakes from Sams club. It was a really pretty set up from the display case. I happened to see they had plastic Star Wars rings for cupcakes for like a kids birthday, and so I asked the lady to add them to mine. That’s how you turn 30.

Its my understanding Japanese women eat sushi and sashimi while pregnant. If you talked to a Japanese OB it would be interesting to see what you were told.