Steve-O compared the fan's actions to "walking into a museum and walking out with art".

Exactly whom are they being racist to? I don't see black face, I don't see any particular chola characteristics so what exactly is offensive except for the fact that they are dressed as "gang members?" Are gang members of only one race now?

This can only be solved with an act-off. Tia must play Eileen Warnos in a remake of Monster. Charlize must play Tia, Tamara AND Jackee in the pilot episode of Sister Sister. Go!

My best friend would murder me for agreeing with you after I just called her a trashy looking blonde, but holy moly does she look like a Wakefield!

Dear Justin Bieber's PR team: Go home, you're drunk.

Also: rehab his reputation slowly. This is way too obvious a stunt. Waaay too obvious.

Wait, for real? That's why I've always found it important to make my customers make the card minimum—if they don't make it the fee money comes out of our tips. I thought only jerk businesses do that, but most businesses are jerks.

It did for me. I can pinpoint the exact moment and I was 27.

Entertainment weekly is a surprisingly good paper. I lived in a house that got a free subscription for like a year, and was very pleasantly surprised by the snarkiness/sharpness of many reviews, even while the covers always look like an ad put out by movie studios.

Yes yes, but why is the opinion 217 pages? Does he want Peter Jackson to adapt it to film?

I think it depends on what kind of neighborhood you live in. When I was younger we lived in a very safe neighborhood, so my parents weren't really concerned about anything bad happening. They let me stay out until 11pm on weekends raising hell.

Frankly, I don't get the collective love affair with Clinton. I find her to be too many shades of her husband, who was something of a corporate Democrat in the first place.

Simple. Kerry was just terrible. He was so bad that the known awful was better.

I'm a super crunchy cloth-diapering, super recycling, energy-efficient, turn-the-lights-out-when-you-leave-the-room, and leave-the-a/c-at-eighty type gal but who in fucktopia would pay forty five dollars for a shirt made of recycled jeans?

You are now my new hero. Well, you and that dick drawing runner.

Just be glad they didn't go with "Blingr."

I won't even consider it until they have a white metal version. I haven't worn yellow gold in years.

You don't seem to be taking into consideration how Nielsen ratings work.

Ah, that's a good point :D

Waste of good wine, but hey, why not ;)

This is like a companion piece to the post about soulmates from earlier. I'm pretty sure that Team Soulmate has the same roster as Team Abstinence.