The moon? (I mean, that'd be my choice.)

I don't watch Today (or anything with him in it) because he puts off asshole vibes.

Ahem. "Lliberalls."

I cannot wait until pants are.

Phew. Monogamy with a non-douche (or multiple non-douches) is an inoculation against Douchebag Attraction Disorder.

It's not a disorder unless you're dating them...

"for you to take advantage of as you see fit."

I didn't have a problem with the bustier- I was thinking I would have liked it better if the bustier had leggings attached. A sexy silhouette under the skirt thing- because right now (and this is where I think we agree) it is just too much.

"the man in question combined with the pair of shorts in question matter far more than just the idea of shorts and men combined. In fact, if you're going to go short, go really short."

That was both gross and delightful.

I really want it just to be a really terrible period that the cops were praying over.

The worst.... and to make it even more terrible- the worst without the 90s bangs. Tiffani-Amber bangs were a character of their own in SBTB!

My work blocks the video :-(

My memories of the 80s consist of Teddy Ruxpin, reading Baby Sitters Club, playing with frogs/tadpoles, and watching Duck Tales- I have no recollection of this word. Of course, I was also, like, excessively lacking in coolness so that might be the issue ;-)

I didn't know that either.

"Not a lot does make me mad anymore, except the Kardashians & Julia Roberts, but I don't think my husband has anything to do with that."

My couch isn't happy for them. It feels like it's treated like a piece of furniture and that Angelina could have done better.

Church of Jesus Christi Arches

You wouldn't happen to live in South Texas, eh? I totally need a friend to drink a shit ton of wine and talk about Claudia Kishi's awesome clothing, Jessica Wakefield's psycho behavior and the wonderfulness of Pike's Season of Passage (I mean, lady/physician/astronaut/vampire- can the main character get more badass?)

A fine vinegar...