Expense account receipt - on a napkin

Hell, cover it up with a sheet of paper for the pics.

I am always perplexed. Is someone going to steal your plate number? Couldn’t they just steal the actual plate at the grocery store? Steal the number on the highway? Its publicly displayed info normally, why hide it now?

I know, diesels last forever, blah blah, but I’ve ridden in what’s wrapped around this one, and I was underwhelmed. And the one I rode in didn’t have anywhere near 130K on the clock. ND.

Lewis’ gap behind made it an easy call - he could have come in, tried out inters, and probably gone back to slicks if he didn’t think he could drive the inters into the ground for a few laps.

Shit man, that's good looking.  Almost makes me want a bike again.  Especially something not too crazy fast or heavy.  Just hop on and enjoy the road.

I caught my full body weight with my chin against a tree. Thank god for the full face helmet. I actually cracked the chin guard all the way through

Exactly, I especially like the part where he says “always listen to your team”. Lets rewind a few races and see how that worked out for Bottas.

You're probably well within spec. Just dial up preload if it has that adjustment

Exact, Lewis had the luxury of pitting and staying 2nd, so that’s what he did, although very late. Lando was taking a chance or most likely losing the race, he went for the win, did not work out. I’m sure 2nd would have felt as bas as 7th given the situation. Can’t really blame him.

This feels like a bad hot take. I watched the race, and at the time, I don’t think anyone thought it was going to get as bad as it did and at the time staying out seemed like the right call. One corner of the track being slippery and the majority of the rest of the track being dry isn’t a reason to switch to inters

I hope that color way makes it to this side of the pond. Green + gold is always a win. 

Here’s a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it’s a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It’s a near hit! A collision is a near miss.
[WHAM! CRUNCH!]
“Look, they nearly missed!”
“Yes, but not quite.”

― George Carlin

Was it styled by Will.i.am?

As is the BMW

If they have worker shortages, you’re expecting what little staff you have to work longer (and in CA, likely illegal) hours.

Some see an anchorage full of container ships. I see a slalom course for a go-fast boat racing series.

Fun story. I’m an elected official in an unnamed southern state. We have an extremely popular hiking trail that became overrun with new hikers last year requiring we made some local decisions about how to handle the “problem” of a large influx of people in a very rural area. Problem was two-fold:

That’s honestly all I really cared about tbh 

I was just going to say the passenger compartment looks pretty good for what it went through and stayed intact.