jelperman01
Jelperman
jelperman01

Snyder is five gallons of shit in a ten-gallon hat, but his classless way of firing people is mild compared to how Bill Bidwill used to change the locks on the coaches’ offices in the middle of the night.

If he had left a full-size Cleveland Steamer in there and only flushed once, I could see calling the feds. But this is ridiculous.

Looks like the Women’s March board is now Israeli-occupied too.

The Chargers play in the AFC Who Gives A Shit Division.

A movie about strippers where none of the stars gets naked*? Pass. While they’re at it, how about a cowboy movie where no one rides a horse?

Bitch, stop lying. 

There was a husband and wife kicking team in the old World Football League. One held the ball while the other kicked. Players from other teams physically attacked them. Seventies nostalgia is shit for the birds.

Fuck you, you puritan sack of shit.

This is such horseshit. Arneson gets way too much credit, mostly from people who dislike Gygax for one reason or another. The truth is that Arneson gained a hell of a lot more from D&D than he ever put in, and a hell of a lot more than others who contributed more. 

Bullshit. 

This article is such a load of BS it’s hard to know where to start. I guess I could begin by pointing out that this notion that Arneson was the “real” creator of D&D and Gygax “stole” the game is anything new. It isn’t. People with axes to grind have been trotting it out for decades. Gygax was rather opinionated and

I remember when he was NFL beat reporter for the San Diego Union-Tribune. He was such an obnoxious jerk that Jim McMahon blow a big snot on him. No one minded, aside from Simers. What a wanker.

I primarily think about it from the perspective of “8 year old Jake Lloyd is hitting on 17 year old Natalie Portman, who is written as 14 but looks like she’s 20.” In any event, you can still tell that story with an older Anakin, though - Shimi and whole “born into slavery”* thing do the heavy lifting on that front.

One thing that’s really disappointing about the followup two movies is the way Lucas gave up on so much set building and location shooting in favor of green screen stuff.

The whole point of the movie just went right over your head. Boys age 12 and up often WANT to leave home and go on an adventure. From Treasure Island to Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn to countless other adventures, the protagonist is usually around Bar Mitzvah age. Anakin is obviously younger than that because it

In what universe is a movie that (a) earned over a billion dollars at the box office* (b) got overall favorable reviews from critics and (c) is well-liked by most fans and casual moviegoers a “flop”?

What exactly is the point of clearing the set? Once the movie is released, everyone can see the performers naked anyway.

That went over about as well as New Coke.

Only a puritan half-wit would describe Playboy as “porn”. The magazine is about as racy as Elle.

How exactly did Epstein “attract” Stephen J. Gould after 2008 (as the NYT article claims) when Gould died in 2002?