Prince Caetani of the House of Savoy was an ambassador, member of the Italian parliament and as his title suggests, royalty. There are other examples of royalty holding other offices and positions.

Galifianakis wasn’t grossed out by Mike Tyson when he did a movie with the convicted rapist.

Prince?

Luckily, Trump didn’t get his tiny hands on Lexi Belle or Julia Ann or Alexis Texas or Dani Daniels or Kylie Ireland or Shae Summers or Penny Pax or Marie McCray or Dana DeArmond or Jelena Jensen or Jenna Sativa...

Hillary supporters who still bitch about Susan Sarandon remind me of right-wingers who still have a hate-on for Jane Fonda. Losers.

Do you normally steal dishes from IHOP?

I use whatever glass or gladware I have on hand with a lid. If I don’t have any soft butter, I just microwave it for a few seconds and stir.

Maybe they’re doing a bait-and-switch to lure people looking for the Hamilton porn parody, Hamiltoe:

I hear they’ve tapped Rian Johnson to direct the next James Bond movie. In that movie, Bond will give up on driving cool cars, shooting bad guys and banging hot chicks and instead will drive a Yugo, give flowers to bad guys and start banging ugly dudes.

Cooling vents, probably.

If the Jedi had caught on to Sidious sooner, there would have been no Galactic Empire in the first place.

To claim that the Prequels were about trade disputes is even more idiotic than saying Red River is about beef prices.

Second viewing? One was too many.

Yeah, there’s nothing better than watching someone ride George Lucas’ coattails while at the same time, pissing on the old man’s leg.

H.L. Mencken defined a misogynist as a man who hates women as much as they hate one another.

You care, or you wouldn’t have responded.

I think my boner counts as a Worthy Cause.

Because self-flagellation really helps.

Don’t be dumber than you can help.

Has there ever been an FSU DB who didn’t pussy out on making tackles?