Oh wow, I didn't think of that. I thought he was a pedophile!

*TOSSES WAIST TRAINER ASIDE IN DESPAIR*

And she needs to be “genuinely” slim. Like, no, I’m slim but just faking it?

Signed Nichard Namirez

Yeah, it’s like leading with “not a serial killer”. I mean, good to know, I guess?

I love how so many of these men describe themselves in the negative: “not short, not fat”, etc. It’s as though they are saying “Hey, I meet the bare minimum, now stop being so damned picky and let’s bone”.

Act?

Pass a drug test?

Not hit women apparently.

I hated starring that so much but I did it anyways

2 and a half T-Cells

What a class act. Let’s give him another sitcom.

Donald Trump is strongly considering him as a VP pick, because they are both all about #winning.

There would be no better ending to Charlie Sheen’s story than for him to go to jail for a long, long time.

I’m beginning to have suspicions that charlie sheen is a bit of an asshole.

About the only thing this is missing is Banks inviting Palin over for a meeting to discuss how much they hate gays.

I have reached out to Anna, but Network Solutions is the hosting provider, and they are an american company. They are responsible for hosting this libelous and defamatory content.

But, you know, they’re the logical and rational ones and it’s us women who are ruled by our emotions.

My stalker did the same thing. He also said that he wouldn’t stop until I killed myself. He stopped when he became fixated on someone else.

Or how about a GoFundMe page to raise money so Desiree can afford an attorney to sue this prick into the ground?