Take that back, my college thesis was on the inherent humor of 69 and 420

69 is a sex position

Give me the over.

Serious question. How many times do you think Gronk says “that’s what she said” per day? I’m guessing at least 6.

Thank you, I’ll make sure to apply your tips to the EMPTY SPACE IN MY LIVING ROOM

This is the most conflicted I’ve ever been over a post. Syrup: good take. Heinz: good take. Leaving ketchup *out* of the fridge YOU SICK FUCK.

Why does a grown-ass man like Doug Marrone need a babysitter? No wonder he quit...

Jolie, I spilled sprite on my couch, but you weren’t here to help me so I had to throw it out. :/

Nope nope nope. Puke. Hands down. A crap is a crap is a crap... It might be more liquid than solid, but it’s generally the same.And poop doesn’t necessarily have to stink. You might give a little sniff sniff and figure something is out of the ordinary but it’s generally not overpowering.

How is ‘somebody else’s semen’ not even a consideration? Given the choice of another person’s blood, puke, poo and baby batter, which is the last one any sane person would pick?

God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE.

please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance

If Hillary had done something like issuing an executive order to take away all the guns in her first week in office, yeah. He’d probably be getting asked about it.

Who the Republican candidate is is sort of the issue here, yeah? No one would be hounding him if he’d placed a Jeb! hat or Rubio paraphernalia in his locker.

I never meant to imply that it swayed the results, just that it could have been meant to galvanize a base here. Trump supporters in New England are totally unashamed. One lives above my apartment.

Fuck this guy. This quote alone is “fuck this guy” worthy.

Every county in Massachusetts went for Clinton. Every New England state went to Clinton (except one electoral vote in Maine because of archaic voting laws).

Not fancy enough.

Brady is to sophisticated thinking as Hernandez was to peer mediation.