Conspiracy hat activated: Marinelli’s Russan connection means this is all a ploy by Putin. California secedes, Marinelli steps in as high mucky muck and conveniently works out a defense agreement with Russia just as the US is poised for reconquest, with the threat of nukes and California swelling with Russian forces…

America you’re president is in his feelings and needs the adulation. He made a commercial for it and everything:

I went to KU, and I can assure you that they weren’t suspended for skipping class or breaking curfew.

I just made a monthly recurring donation that was about what my 2017 raise was. I haven’t gotten used to having yet, so I don’t need it.

Your boyfriend is still going to be living next door and fucking with you and your shit in perpetuity.

Let’s not torture the damn metaphor here...

Dear Leader? Fearless Leader?

Maybe you’re too young or were kicked in the head by a mule which caused you to forget, but when Obama was elected he had to actually work to save the country and the world from economic collapse.

No. No, it really can’t read that way at all.

If the Blazers did indeed win the equivalent of hitting the lottery by not signing parsons, they then also did the equivalent of blowing their winnings in Vegas by signing Evan Turner.

But no-one else in the vid is riding this way. What don’t they understand?

Or you could leave the house 10 minutes earlier and not risk killing yourself or others.

I assume this is true:

lol

Rich- thanks for posting this. This segment of The View got cut out on the West Coast this morning for the Trump-May press conference.

My opinion of Republicans would go up 5 points if they did what is right, just this once.

Hinkie, dude, they fired you. You don’t have to care anymore.

I’m actually not going to fault security on that one. When in Rome etc.

C’mon. They’re still 17-27, man. There’s nothing unfair about calling a 17-27 team a dog. I notice you’re not objecting to my using that term to describe the Nuggets, who not only have a better record than the Sixers but would be in the playoffs if they started today.