The protesters were being sarcastic when they raised their hands. I know this because...

Also worth noting: the founder of Bikers For Trump appeared on Fox News and claimed that anarchist protesters “admitted” to being funded by George Soros.

I want to march again this weekend to say that even a weaker second march drew more people than his inauguration.

I wasn’t going to go to the march, but then I realized that the more people went, the more upset Trumpie would get. I marched out of sheer pettiness, knowing that this is truly our greatest weapon against the Mighty Cheeto.

that’s insulting to jellyfish... and he’d probably love to get stung by one just so he has an excuse to get peed on.

I hope everyone continues to harrass them. This behavior is pathetic.

Reading Spicer’s comments gave me a mental picture of Trump sitting in a darkened Oval Office with his head on the desk sobbing uncontrollably.

I would have volunteered

I was amazed that he got through the whole thing on just one hit of helium.

How many press secretaries do you think he’s going to run through in the first year?

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

I got through this and my first thought was: “Someone get this kid a go-gurt.”

Spicer just made Trump look sad and pathetic, he is going to get canned soon enough.

Hey, this is something we are looking into. Would you mind emailing us which town you live in specifically? Email me and Prachi, julianne@jezebel.com and prachi.gupta@jezebel.com. Thank you much.

He is not even the smartest one in the room when he is taking a shit.

I JUST read in the NYT a woman explaining why handwritten letters actually have the greatest impact...

That’s very helpful context, thanks.

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.