Like I love pushing paper and reading email from morons enough to do it professionally.

Right? This is hardly a portrait of a stoic, emotionless robot:

They got the next best thing to a bye. They got the Bears.

If that was the case, Michigan would have inexplicably made it into the playoffs, been discounted by everyone, won, and then gloated until the next playoffs.

I wish he’d grab the mike from Trump like he did that stupid VMA from Taylor Smith and Yell, come on yall, Hilary was the only realistic choice

That is possibly the most annoying way to write online that I can think of. Except perhaps 1337.

Ahem. Some of us have degrees and are already contributing members of society. Please keep your name-calling to yourself.

trash pandas!ftw

He’s not actually a blood relative, so not really. Just kinda frowned upon.

We all make mistakes. Apologies for the commenters who are taking the opportunity to abuse you for an innocent error.

Also, on top pf everything else she is apparently totally unqualified for her job:

Why give her her job back? you want to keep it out of the media, just fire her 100%... pay out her benefits package and wipe your hands of that bigot. surely, it cannot be that difficult to find a replacement

My hope is the last one, because it is the most likely to be an economic and not nuclear repercussion. But it’s like choosing the least watery turd on a Shit Sunday for sure. We’re all gonna be eating shit at the end of the day.

When there’s an accident with a train or truck, though, the resultant fire can be extremely difficult to control - and these accidents happen far more frequently than with pipes.

Yeah, I feel this way about a number of regions around the world but I also love stability so.....

It’s pronounced “GY-na.”

The same. Because they are dumb.

Woof. It’s too bad there weren’t people near by trying to warn people about this kind of thing!

pipelines are safer than other means of transportation.