Octopuses!

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

I didn’t make the joke obvious enough.

As proof that the camera had nothing to do with how bad that particular pass was, NBC replayed footage of every other throw Carr made last night.

It makes it that much easier for him to switch out with Donald Sutherland and get some rest every now and then.

“We’re gonna penalize that shit.”
*thinks*
“We’re gonna profit off that shit.”

Okay, I don’t want to be the seemingly racist guy. And maybe it’s telling that I’m surprised by a person’s race. But Travis Kelce is white?!

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Prepare for someone to earnestly explain how this is all her fault with bonus Bernie would have won guarantees.

Scoreboard - Adam Morrison 2 titles, Carmelo 0.

How would you feel if your wife started telling people in the checkout line that you don’t wipe quite as thoroughly as she’d like? She isn’t wrong, but maybe you’d appreciate her not talking about your shit in public?

I have a good critique of this comment.
Rather than tell you, though, I’m gonna text my buddy.

That empty chair is reserved.

“I mean, an oil guy to head up the EPA? It really is like having an arsonist investigate arson fires.”

I’ll have you know that this stuff works quite well. Just the other day my supervisor was explaining that... well, she was saying something about numbers or whatever. I flailed my arms wildly and frantically screamed “WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!? WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!?” in her face. I am now CEO.

I wish these old men would just die off already. FFS they all look like Senator Palpatine’s last dying breath before the dark side takes over.

It’s a nice reminder that you don’t actually have to know anything just to be in the House of Representatives.

Oh, you don’t know Trip very well at all, do you?

On the plus side, that one guy in your office will surely be less of a douche now that his three favorite teams are doing so well.

As a Duke alumnus this makes me very happy. I also acknowledge that these are the end times based on the sports and political landscape. Can’t wait to wear my 2016/2017 National Champs shirt in hell.