jellyfishus
Jellyfishus
jellyfishus

Yeah that is what I figured. I don’t know Russian law but I knew they would have something separate from this law for that scenario the other person gave.

You know what... that’s a really fucking great idea. After a shitty reality star won for the republicans, democrats should play this card. There is no better vessel to reach middle America than reality television. And I think Joe has the playful disposition to pull it off.

How about this one?

He is indeed number two.

It’s like the promise of good tasting fat free cheese. I bite into it with naïve hope and it just ends up leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

anything that erodes Trump’s credibility, mandate and authority—even a little—gets a vaguely helpless nod / desperate thumbs up combo from me.

Four minutes is four minutes fewer than it takes Andy Reid to run 10 yards.

Lol gays should fight back by making this pic “mr. October” in their new line of calendars 

Please tell me more. I’m eating dinner right now, and it’s delicious, but not as tasty as your painful memories.

Bomani Jones is a quality sports fan

Weird.. didn’t EA use to get repeatedly awarded worst place to work for *anyone?*

As a man in his 30s I can safely say there is nothing wrong with finding beautiful things beautiful. I feel bad for those people that refuse to admit it when they find something pretty because it might make them seem less “manly.” You’re denying yourselves wonderful experiences, people! :)

Everyone knows that seeing a vertical alignment of the color spectrum on a piece of cloth sends a signal to the brain which flips a person’s sexual attraction to the opposite gender. It’s science, bro.

Or this one:

Holy shit! My inner 7 year old girl is screaming in excitement and nearly wrote Santa an Xmas wish list asking only for a majestic pony just like the one in the pic you posted.

That horse’s ankles have better hair than I do.

Shit I’ve already lost myself down the rabbit hole. Look at this majestic mother fucker!

How could you make that comment while sporting a Hank Hill avatar and name?

I just bought a pink shirt, and lemme tell you, I never noticed how bright your eyes were before.