J.R. Smith, meanwhile, is more concerned with how people want the pipe.

As an adult, I found the best M:F ratio was in an acting class. My teacher was big on improv and was a perv when it came to handing out scenes for couples. My first stage kiss was a hot Russian woman who was pursuing a doctorate at Harvard and was also a part-time model.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well executed. 10/10

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

Trump secured 48 percent of the white vote in the 18-to-29 age group

I’m still hoping that this evens out in the next decade or so. We’ve seen a decent amount of evidence recently that we’re getting better (legalized gay marriage, etc.), and I like to think that Trump’s win was the death throes of these old assholes (that and the rampant misinformation on the internet that led so many…

You can get quaaludes??? Hook me up!

Trump can’t read. Also, so much has sunk in I’m basically at the bottom of a lake encased in concrete now.

It’s clear that mr. Khan’s suggestion didn’t work and Donny boy has never even come close to reading the Constitution. Someone should tweet it out to him slowly and gently because Twitter seems to match his attention span.

This is the final moments of the semi-final vs. San Lorenzo, including a wonderful last-second save by the keeper Danilo and the entire team running onto the field in jubilation.

I would think. I’m wondering what kind of facilities the good folks of Texas had in mind so far as burying fetal remains go. This is all so very weird.

I think abuse is more correct but probably somewhat interchangeable in this context.

Seriously. As someone who’s worked with Syrian refugee kids, this sounds exactly like what I’ve heard children that age express.

Are you saying that you don’t think a 7 year-old is able to put together sentences like “I didn’t sleep since yesterday. I am hungry. I don’t want to die.”

I know I just lost 11 minutes of my life by watching that but WORTH IT.

That video just keeps on giving and giving and giving... What a psycho.

I watched the whole thing. Fascinating.

This is absolutely the best part of the whole video.

Speaking out against #NODAPL and talking about what the DNC needs to do moving forward. But hey, strawman.

MAGA