Needs an option where you just binge watch netflix with the demons until you all fall asleep then wake up at 2am and go to dennys. That would be sexy as fuck.

Where is the option to have them participate in a Battle Orgy where the one that remains conscious earns the right to mate with the human for a night? Then they have to battle again the following nights, provided they don’t follow standard sex demon rules (one-night stand actually means final-night stand).

See, now that’s a good friend. Talking your buddy out of a bad bet might occasionally make you seem like a shithead popper-of-balloons, but it’s damn good hustle. Cheers!

No but I talked my friend out of losing a lot of them so he better at least buy me dinner, not sure how to score that

Not only is it entirely possible, I’m looking forward to it. Then when the Bears get a top 5 pick, they can reach for a player that they overvalued and will no longer be on the roster in 3 years.

Oh, and missing Andy Dalton because I can’t count. That one I can only explain away by saying nobody cares about Andy Dalton.

At this point the Colts should probably just tank the season and hope they finally get lucky enough to find a franchise quarterback in the draft.

The grey areas concerning Ben’s availability just keep getting lower...

his is a relatively lower-impact clean-up surgery, not a full repair

STOP GIVING AWAY THE SECRETS

They can’t because the NFL won’t let anyone put highlights up that aren’t directly linked from them.

One Team, One Win

Panthers have not a won a game since NFC Championship. Stunning

Some years, you go an undefeated 15-1, and some times you lose every game and head into the bye 1-5. Better to just accept it and move forward.

To not win a game this year after winning 14 last year is unprecedented.

Cam Newton Walks Out Of Press Conference

Best winless team in the NFL.

The PR folks should’ve advised him that the perfectly acceptable response to every question is “We’re on to the bye week.”

Standard Hot Take #65: Immediate postgame press conferences are garbage. The questions are some variation on either “How did it feel to lose? Did it feel bad?” or “How did it feel to win? Was it awesome?” Get an immediate reaction from the sideline reporter (if they can), then leave the losing team alone. It’s just…

Enjoyed the article, but please know that watching the embedded highlight from @nfluk on mobile requires 3 successive clicks, each one opening a new browser window. Surely the NFL’s fault, but anything you can do to improve it would be much appreciated.