That is hilaaaarious!

It’d be like a credit score agency!

Send them to me. I hate lesson planning!

It would then ALSO make the “normal folks doing extraordinary thing” HOF.

Joe Biden: Shadow President

I’d just add a smidge of [masturbatory braggadociousness]

What the OP describes sounds a lot like what we had, which wasn’t so much “designated” (our white supremacist dude certainly patrolled the rest of campus on occasion) as “optimized” for public discussion. It was a pleasant spot (when he wasn’t there) that everyone had to walk by. Dude ended up getting banned from…

Shocked that Darko “Donnie” Milicic didn’t make the list.

I think it might just be a long, clumsy jab at a perfectly fine university rather than actual homophobia.

Covington HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

You know you can make a killing off of them, so you smile and nod until they idiot themselves into giving you their money.

You’ve gotta get yourself a freezer! My secondhand second hand (haaaa) has been a resounding success thanks to the joys of cold storage.

Now that’s living dangerously.

And if they do complain, you add them to your people graveyard.

But Trump likes the pictures! Though they could’ve written whatever words they wanted (especially in Mexican) and he would’ve been none the wiser.

I think it wouldn’t be notable. Firm enough, over quickly, moving on.

Wear a ring that’s a bit sharp. Problem solved!

I’m imagining this as a game of Never Have I Ever.

You stand on top of the wall and hit balls into Mexico! Hit a migrant and your next ball is free!

Move to Olympia! Cheaper than Seattle, nice small city, no traffic.