...the same sluts that rejected us, the same sluts that chose the god damn cool kids over us...

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Counter-point: She lied, got caught and is now acting like a petulant teenager over it because she sucks.

I feel so old. Raise your hand if you were watching season 3 when Keith was kicked off for pattern books!

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One of my favorite memories of my childhood is when my grandmother tricked me into thinking I’d grown carrots in our garden in the span of three hours.

The fact that they stated that their logo is a cat shape due to the “bodega cat meme” shows you just how out of touch these douchebros are. It’s not a meme. It’s a real fucking thing that exists in the world. There are cats in bodegas. They provide rodent control. And are also cute.

I have not had a c section but did witness a close friend recover from one. Couple that with people being real jerks about her having a c section, I’m gonna venture that she was making a joke about something that was said to her and it really hurt her feelings.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

Oh god, that makes it even worse somehow. If the whole point was “you always remember your first time” and she didn’t even remember it and they all did? That means it really was all about them.

A child’s job is to attend school. They will not have access to school lunches if they do not fulfill their obligations and attend school.

They. Are. Children. What the fuck are they supposed to do, have empty bellies and possibly get bad grades because their minds are on that instead of their schoolwork? And who the fuck says that getting free meals via the government for the rest of their lives will be their takeaway? Awfully presumptuous.

I mean, feel free to explain to little Janie all about your Randian jerkoff fantasy and how her mother is a leech on the system but Janie is eight and she’s hungry and she doesn’t understand why adults who have food won’t give her food when she’s hungry.

Kids should eat. People should have food. Food shouldn’t be politicised.

I POSTED THE SAME THING. IT’S A BUDGET VERSION OF THIS SONG. I don’t even like Sleigh Bells and their song is way better.

But but but if he did his job like he was supposed to and not violate the fourth amendment then how on earth is he supposed to look like the cop with the most power and biggest penis in front of all the other cops!?! Did you even think about how important his ego is to him Stig? I bet you didn’t.