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She’s also a licensed pilot and worked as a White House budget analyst for nuclear energy under Ford & Carter

I decided not to have children. It’s not bravery, but I do have to prepare myself for the neighborhood functions. The cold shoulder I get from the moms is very chilly.

After you’ve decided on a game, you should consider ring shopping too because she sounds like a catch to say “Screw it, let’s stay in and play a horror game instead”. It’s adorable and I just barfed a murderous black rainbow of death.

Really tired of this “emotionally distant billionaire” trope. But an interesting write up.

Or you could just try not clicking on it, and not reading it if you don’t think it’s of interest to you.

My girlfriend for the past seven months is into BDSM and sub/dom play. Well, in particular, she enjoys being a sub. As somebody in my mid-30s who has never experienced this before, it has been interesting. It’s not my cup of tea (I find roleplay during sex distracting) but, you know, sex is give and take.

this movie is incredibly beautiful: cinematography, costumes, sets, production design/quality/everything. it’s a movie to watch over and over again because there’s a lot of small details that goes by so quickly or you may not have remembered from the first perspective. i loved it because they added a little humor!

I AM READY. I HAVE MY SMELLING SALTS AND MY FAINTING COUCH AND I AM SO READY FOR THIS FILM.

omg This looks fantasic! His films are always lush.

I’m 100% in support of this. Plus, if HRC is elected, there technically will be no First Lady, so why not just keep her in that role until a replacement is named?

sex positivity is a good thing.

Eroge are mankind’s highest form of expression, combining every known human value: money, sex, self-determination, and coupon-clipping.

Needs an option where you just binge watch netflix with the demons until you all fall asleep then wake up at 2am and go to dennys. That would be sexy as fuck.

Tone it down a notch, Craig. It’s obviously some demonic markings to give the character a little more flair. Don’t be such a hater.

*Finishes The Two Towers*
Humm....that Sauron guy just might not have the best interests of everyone in mind, right?

I would agree, but I heard some pretty disgusting language at one of my favorite sports bars just this past Wednesday. I’m in my mid-30's, and the talk was coming from a couple of guys probably twenty years or more my senior.

People say disgusting shit all the time; that’s probably not going to change—but this attitude

And thanks for telling us you’re a bigot. Now go fuck yourself.

Whatever any one person might think of the US election, the whole “SJW” fracas, or any other current social concern, the following should be true:

Everyone THINKS things. There’s a wide gulf of difference between thinking something and saying it—and an ocean’s worth of difference between thinking and doing.

It’s normal,