This, by and large. Also, male celebrities are hardly ever asked “When are you going to have kids?” or “How do you juggle a career and taking care of the kids?”

Hm... who’s the human equivalent of salted butter (perfect on anything)?

This is as purple as any well-off white mommy blog.

I just learned from Pictorial that chow mein sandwiches are a thing.

Ah very good point. Didn’t think about the privacy thing.

Yeah, I thought he’d own up to it since it’s consistent with his personality. I think his publicist was like hell naw and had him file the lawsuit.

Those ladies are chic as hell.

The details are amazing! Also, Lady Speed Racer is giving me life. Now I want a male Trixie and a female Racer X.

Those are amazing!!!

And even if they’re fathers, they’d never be bombarded with ridiculous interview questions like “What’s it like to be a mom?” or “How do you juggle work and taking care of the kids?”

I’m so sorry about your losses. Seriously, shame on those nosing into other people’s business. When it’s basically badgering someone about their intimate personal life, it’s fueled by gossip and ridiculous expectations, not good intentions. I’m recently engaged, and I’ve already been asked a couple times about when…

48?! She foiiine.

Don’t say I didn’t warn ya!

Yeah, that pic is horrifying. Have you seen coconut crabs? Pure nightmare fuel. Arthropods are the worst.

You two are beautiful! I’m planning an outdoor wedding next year, I hope it’s half as lovely as yours. :)

Not a parent, but I’ve babysat a lot. A few of my favorites, which are mostly oldies: