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Sigh. Summer goals.

Oh, don’t get me wrong! I totally agree and I would never wear anything like that, but as a member of the unfortunate millennial generation, I’ve seen that outfit countless times at what should be formal events. There’s no accounting for taste.

Hmm, I guess it depends on the wedding. I’ve been to weddings that had a beachy, outdoor vibe, and I can see a romper working for those. I’ve seen fancy rompers for sale too, if you can believe it. Like this one at Anthropologie:

As another child of divorce, I’m so sorry. I remember my dad punching a closet door during an argument with my mom. I was in the room, about 7 years old. He moved out of the house shortly, but my mom never got that door repaired, and it haunted me for a long time. I think it did for her too.

As someone who used to faux-rage to Fall Out Boy in their bedroom when they were 13, why does every friggin song HAVE to have a parenthetical subtitle!?? It just screams poseur pretentiousness. You are a soft alt-rock band clinging to the glory of the 2000s, who are you trying to kid???

I know, right?

OH LORD Gigi’s walk is sooo dull. Seriously, zero energy. Like a powered down Barbie doll.

I’ve seen it on stage twice, and that song was played straight both times. The film version really took it to another level! Great voice work too.

1, 2, 4, 3 ;)

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OMG can we please talk about Agony? The movie had a lot of problems but WOW their rendition with the waterfall was fantastic.

Oh shite.

I cannot wait for this stupid “open concept” trend to be OVER. Open office, open living room... Screw that! Just watch, 2017 will be the Year of the Wall.

May I please defend “avocado pudding”? Some Asian and South American countries have been enjoying avocado mixed with sugar and dairy FOREVER. Just because most people recognize it as a savory ingredient doesn’t mean it can’t be enjoyed in other ways. It’s a friggin fruit after all! I don’t need some white girl from

I meant that my shirts are still in great condition despite being purchased used, but I get what you mean. One’s trash is another’s treasure and all. :)

I meant that my shirts are still in great condition despite being purchased used, but I get what you mean. One’s

Yeah, my suggestion isn’t really gonna help, but I LOVE Marine Layer shirts, specifically the Slub V-Neck. It’s the softest shirt I’ve ever had. BF has one too, and I can’t stop touching his back when he wears it. The only problem: $39 a pop. We only have them because we were able to snag ‘em at a thrift store, but

Yeah, my suggestion isn’t really gonna help, but I LOVE Marine Layer shirts, specifically the Slub V-Neck. It’s the

“Holy crap, the machine cut off the collar and shoulders of a whole batch of striped shirts. What the hell are we gonna do???”

“Holy crap, the machine cut off the collar and shoulders of a whole batch of striped shirts. What the hell are we

I apologize in advance for my using all caps, but...

Happy Friday y’all! Bump it.

That menu is all kinds of fuckery. Balsamic reduction!