Same for me! He was the best thing about Steve Jobs. It made me hopeful for his more serious roles. Though, full disclosure, bearded Seth Rogen playing Wozniak was uber-bae for me...

This! I use her to knock over shielded Reinhardts left and right. Feels amazing every time.

Mercy

I love that that’s your first reaction.

I had an inkling that it was something along these lines. Lots of people were calling Heard a gold-digger, but the facts are that their marriage was short, she had the divorce in the works for a while now, and they live in the state of California, where there’s community property laws. She’s probably fully aware that…

Wow. Fuck you, “todd.” Sorry you’re stuck with a shitty gig writing celebrity gossip where you can’t even get a full byline.

lol those knee and elbow pads

Me, reading through the article and the comments. You guys are a hoot, and apparently I am 12.

Don’t let his bad lighting and awful commentary fool you. It looks like basic shrimp pasta, but “elevated” with squid ink pasta (pure black in color, tastes pretty much the exact same as regular pasta) and the moving things are just finely shaved flakes of dried fish that move because it’s reacting to heat from the…

the idea of cosplay is to recreate fictional beings in real-life as accurate as possible

Yay, glad I could help, unlike Mario Lopez.

You’re welcome! Also, damn, can’t find a clip, but it was on his reality show Saved by the Baby. Basically, his logic is left-handed girls are automatically too masculine. He wanted to have a girly-girl, no tomboys. Yeah, fuck him and his scarily symmetric face.

Uh, hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there’s a lot of factors in making some as simple as fried rice taste delicious. We don’t serve it at my restaurant, but the chefs make it for family meal all the time. Here’s what I know that’s essential:
- Well-seasoned wok AND wok burner. I mean, get that fucker hot.
- Lots…

Oh, you, being so reasonable. But seriously, you’re 100% right. I mentioned this in a separate post, but a friend of a friend’s little sister, who’s barely 16, just revealed to her family that she’s pregnant. She didn’t know that you had to pay to go to the hospital or see the doctor, and didn’t know what Planned…

I recently heard news about a friend of a friend’s little sister, who’s in high school. She’d gotten pregnant, and was hiding it from everyone until late into her second trimester. She tried to go to the hospital by herself to get care, but she didn’t know that you had to pay to see the doctor.

Oh my god, fucking BEAUTIFUL.

Can’t tell what the rest is, but the moving things are definitely katsuoboshi, or finely shaved flakes of fermented dried skipjack tuna. It’s delicious, and typically served on a Japanese savory pancake called okonomiyaki. It moves because it’s reacting to the heat from the food around it. It’s also used in fish stock…

It is! Anthony Bourdain featured it on one of his shows. I think it was chicken sashimi? He noted that you’d get arrested if you served it in the states and that it was delicious. Unless you can afford heritage poultry, USA-raised chicken and Japan-raised chicken have lightyears of difference in quality. Same for…