jellyfishhead
JellyFishHead
jellyfishhead

Of course he's controlling of her. No one likes an unruly beard.

I think you're taking it way more seriously than anyone you're responding to.

A formal letter of resignation, and maybe include an apology for not giving the standard two weeks notice if you think it will help in the future should you need them as a reference. But speaking from experience- a formal/professional letter is key or they could say later that they fired you for not showing up and

Looked like stretch marks to me.

"Sigh, I get older, he stays the same age. Come on Dad you're drunk."

Oh, all of my indignation is aimed at Gawker Media. OK. A little of it is aimed at a media student who clearly did so little work on this assignment.

People who think dressing boringly is ironic need to be punched in both the face and the kidneys.

Wait, isn't The Gap pretty much the definition of regular middle of the road separates anyway? Their campaign should have been 'Just Keep Doing What You're Doing, It's Cool."

I'm gonna watch her porn just to laugh at her existence

It's not really important, but I don't see where it says that she has a night-time babysitter.

I don't understand how it's amazing. I can do the same thing. Who gives a shit?

PLEASE stop using the word Twerk. You are not twerking. You are isolating a muscle. It's not the same, and it's further removing the term from it's true meaning. I realize the term is trendy and makes more people want to see what you are doing, which is no doubt amazing. But it's NOT twerking.

::snort::

That's adorable.

Why does Jezebel post articles from Buzzfeed?

Anyone who spends time on their hair or looking nice (not even super flashy, just put together) before going out or going to work, cares about their appearance. Unless you're hitting happy hour on a Friday with a ratty bun and sweatpants and a sweatshirt, you care. I'm not even talking about wearing makeup. If makeup

"...mutated..."

so true. but as far as the sustainability aspect is concerned: donate the fucking stuff you don't want anymore, for dogssake. it's not that hard and it will make you feel good about yourself even maybe. plus, tax deductions anyone?

Yeah, seriously. Fuck the Mommy Wars and fuck Mommy Blogs, too. I'm a parent. I take it seriously for the sake of my offspring, but it's not a goddamned competition and it certainly isn't the thing that defines me to the exclusion of all else.

I think Lewis just has misdirected irritation at the "mommy blogger" community, which, to be fair, is totally reasonable.