jellyfishhead
JellyFishHead
jellyfishhead

B-b-but..the decline of Western civilization! Or something!

No one does but thanks for faithfully trotting out that dumbassed strawman like the useful idiot you are.

Carrie was neither a whore nor a strong, smart woman. She was, however, a huge asshole.

I know every time someone tells me to stop what I'm doing, I'm assuming they're just expressing their pleasure at my actions.

Oh, I know this game! Fuck A-Rod, Marry Beyonce, Kill J. Crew.

Thinking anybody watches this show for all the hyper-realistic lawyering is like thinking anybody watched House for it's super true-to-life doctoring.

But how far can you shine the light up an asshole?

I watched the first episode, and I don't really feel like I'm missing out by not watching the rest.

She's a Cool Girl.

Did I miss the part where Shonda Rhimes became an idol that we worship? I haven't seen scandal or the new show, but I recall Grey's Anatomy being total garbage.

Jennifer Lawrence

Dude comes across a confused naked stranger rambling around in the woods, spends a couple of minutes trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and promptly offers the guy some food as soon as he correctly assesses the situation? Seems pretty rational and not at all unkind to me.

Other things you are not, a mouse, rat, guinea pig, rabbit, pig, beagle, E. coli, baker's yeast, zebra fish, C. elegans, Henrietta Lacks, and aborted Danish fetus from the 1970s...

Damn, is it that bad not eating meat, that vegans have to lie to themselves to eat their awful food? If all you serve is soy, just fucking serve soy! Stop trying to pretty it up with fancy shapes and names of foods you're too good to eat!

I'm going to sue you for asking me that. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, SIR OR MADAM.

Isn't she one of his many P.A.'s? Lucky girl if she is...and if she's a fuck buddy even more lucky. :)

Stalking is, like, soooo romantic. When I read Twilight and Edward Cullen was watching Bella sleeping before they even had any sorts of ties, I SWOONED. I wish that the man who followed me home a little while back knew that I was intending to use the stun gun in the foreplay, not to scare him away with it, but, sigh,

Pete Davidson, the show's first cast member born in the 90s.