jellyfishhead
JellyFishHead
jellyfishhead

I'm sobbing right now. Bless that woman!

No it is absolutely not.

Really. NO ONE'S MAKING YOU BUY SHIT.

The person who called the cops in the first place was probably motivated by race but I think the cop handled the situation well. When this story first broke i was expecting a whole different kind of conversation but the cop seemed professional to me. He was called to investigate a potential crime, either

I'm fully #TeamNoOne on this one.

Did Ms. Murgatroyd exit, stage left, at the end of her routine even?

Keep in mind that the elevator footage is not Janay Rice's property, so her permission really doesn't come into it. It's footage of something that happened in a public, if enclosed, space that had a security camera.

people have been having crazy kinky sex since forever...there is nothing new here. you can seen much more intense stuff in Victorian porn (won't tell you how I know that...) it's funny how we get so shocked by older people knowing about sex. I bet some of these elders are still tying each other up in private.

People spend to much time these days complaining and deconstructing other people experience and opinion its so ubiquitous that it getting painfully tedious to read everywhere I go.

No one is saying you don't have the right. But you have to be aware of the potential consequences given that basically everything seems to be hackable these days

I am officially an old, because I think "Don't take naked pictures of yourself" happens to be pretty good advice for everyone, male or female. I can't imagine all those sports players who had their dicks posted on Deadspin really liked that experience either.

Please, actually DON'T do this. There's a reason policies are in place, and they're (granted not always, but) usually in students' best interests.

I'll take the bitch's sloppy seconds.

No, remember, your hand only LOOKS like a house. God's penis is only meant for vaginas. (Bless Mark Driscoll, the gift that keeps giving)

Models are "hangers" for the clothes. You are supposed to be looking at the clothes and styling, not how beautiful the model is. At least, that's the way its been for 20-odd years.

Tell me more about your medical degree, Amanda.

Bullshit. Every few years there's someone peddling an answer to this, usually when they have a book to sell. We'll never know who did it.

No valid point has ever been made which contained the word "butthurt."

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.