Lyricist, technically.

Might be because Kiss in the Dark isn't J-pop at all, it was written by an American songwriter for their brief dalliance with the US market (which was, Pink Lady And Jeff and all, only a minor footnote in their career). Their Japanese songs are classics, at least if you're into that kind of thing (e.g. UFO is a…

The kids had a great time with Subway Jared, the one exception being the deviant sex act he initiated without their consent.

He's still funny, but not ha-ha funny.