No question.

I have a feeling this story is going to end with new Lucy having some kind of “accident” and old Lucy will be in her place.

I was having trouble feeling like a sexual being and was wondering about my own worth.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Nah she’ll call you an “old troll” ;)

Joe Gorga will never top the moment that his hair-in-a-can rubbed off on all of his relatives during his fight with Joe Guidice.

This is just like The Ring. Now that I’ve seen the picture, Milania is going to crawl out of my television to demand pizza and call me a hooker.

Er, you know that sweeping generalizations make for fallacious statements, right? For example, I know some people like you describe, but generally that’s just on television.

I prolly shouldnt post this gif or be laughing as hard as I am, but this column really brings out the worst in me and it’s cathartic so screw it:

Maybe she opened a store just so she’d have somewhere to poop.

That movie exists but it’s a TV show and it’s called Roseanne and also it’s about things other than being a mommy and it involves poor people.

It may be ruining your childhood,but it is making my adulthood.

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It’s not exactly serious. Those of us who refer to her as “the dreaded” would probably love to babysit this child for free because it would be an adventure.