Damn, my commute is unfortunately 524 miles.

To pay $10,000 for optional mud flaps.

“the first (and currently only) production engine that revs to 10,000 rpm”

He says he’s a doctor but I don’t see any markings, white coat or stethoscope so I think it’s only fair for someone to pull a gun on him, force him to the ground, make him show his medical board credentials and his med school degree for good measure because everyone knows what’s going on in the US with people…

Its almost as if,... bare steel may have been a poor choice for an automobile finish?

This will make for dramatic TV on Drive to Survive, as he struggles with his new team.

The irony of Jalopnik pointing out Porsche’s spelling error is delicious.

“Hey Oliver Blume, if you’re in the audience.”

You want to beat Tesla’s lap time by that much and hold me hostage to your woke mind virus?
GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Nazi Germany’s Luftwaffle...

An underground battery fire should be interesting [when it happens, which it will].

I don’t really want to see it either, so that works out.

Sure, but if it runs the full 24 hrs AND tops the entire GTE field, that would be an INSANE achievement for this team.

From what I have seen of the current generation Nascar cars, it would take a Bus getting on the track to do any significant damage to one.   I don’t think I’ve seen as tough a car in my life. 

If it gets taken out by some dumbass in a 911 or something I’m going to be extremely bummed out. 

“Hell, my cousin Billy Bob’s got a drone. We can just fly it over his place and take a few photos. We don’t need to pay some fancy sat-ee-lite company for the images!”

Modern BMW design language is the best thing that has ever happened (and continues happening) to competing automakers.

~2yrs before these things show up in elementary school pickup lines 

Story from real life.

I cannot understand why luxury brands don’t understand people do not want ipads glued to the dashboards. Yes, I used a triple negative. That’s how bad it is.