I feel like Age of Ultron has already come out and we're all over it already, like Inception a year or so after the fact

FOC: Not NEARLY Enough People Are Angry At The MCU, Expect Better From These Movies

characters die in tv. events actually have outcome that matters. things move forward. I've heard people call the MCU "a glorified tv show" but I'm not sure they know what glorified means.

"have you ever been in high speed pursuit?"

that is rough (get it)

"is it true that there is a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?"

we can only hope. I want to see that dog in more stuff too

in this vein, every single episode of breaking bad is rendered even more fucking spectacular if you swap out the 'executive producer vince gilligan' silent end title card with a hardcut to the south park end credits

john wick is a masterpiece

HE-MAN AND SHE-RA CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. if I have time. I will keep you posted in the next little while

trip down memory lane: on the DKR trailer post, I said something along the lines of "well this looks boring, so points for consistency" and I got 5 or 6 death threats on this very site!

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feige knows how much gifsets can translate into box office revenue

you're gonna hear me ro-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo (the oos are boobs. though I guess they should've been capitalized for scale)

I dunno what you're quoting but I've been listening to a shitload of Katy Perry because of you (and because I THINK I can hear her boobs through my headphones)

Peach is secretly one of the best characters in the game. I haven't played melee in close to a decade because diehard smash fans are babies and brawl was a good game, but I can't imagine things have changed too much from what I remember.

I kinda like Hudson Hawk. whatever it is, it's confident, and that counts for a lot in my books

I fucking hated HOT ROD the first time I saw it. I don't think I've ever been more wrong about anything in my life.

oh man I saw a midnight screening of that one and I remember afterwards standing around with all my friends trying to recall all the bits we liked and were for sure grasping at straws as hellllll

the dissolve's review was a fucking joke anyway. whether the movie is any good or not I found that to be wildly unprofessional clickbait writing and an embarrassment to the site.