this is now one of my all-time favourite bonus facts.

kid icarus uprising! I've owned this game since the day it came out but for whatever reason never got into it, now I'm flying through it

I'm curious about what's counted as an 'onscreen death' because outside of a few significant ones I can't really place more than maybe 20 (and I've seen all of his movies about a trillion times). I wouldn't count most of the Blanks shattering as 'deaths', for example, since they get right backup. Maybe I'm…

who can, really

I'm downloading it now, though I may need to DUCK OUT if it overlaps with south park

master hand is SUCH. FUCKING. BULLSHIT. I've never had this much trouble with it in any other game in the series but for some reason it feels like 70% of the characters are ill-equipped to fight it this time around.

you forgot to pick up The Frighteners

wait, suffer? howard the duck is like the one marvel movie I can tolerate

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are good friends with Kenny, and one time when they were hanging out and Kenny invited Spenny along. when they were done hanging out Matt turned to Kenny and said "never fucking invite that guy to anything ever again"

ooof. that was really good but never have I had less to add

"In The Shoes of Satan" is great because Walter's wallabees are just about the only thing about him that never changes.

A Beginner's Guide To Goatse

it's already too expensive for how stupid it is for me, so I guess I'll just have to come to terms with never owning it. ALAS.

much like CONGO I consider it to be a bit of a forgotten camp masterpiece. I think when it came out it was swept under the rug for not being a mummy movie, but it has a really smart-dumb sense of humour (the dialogue knows exactly how funny it is) and the practical effects are great. and like it even needs to be said,…

I don't really like the movies (though I enjoy miles and ben showing up in the first) but I wonder if they work better watched in relatively close succession as opposed to spread out over 7 years? I imagine the payoff isn't quite spectacular but I heard 6 was very rewarding if you had stuck around that long (and then…

I love the scorpion king and will argue at length that it's vastly superior to anything else in the franchise (especially since the connections it has to mummy returns actually makes scorpion king shittier)

hey while they're at it they should remake spaced but not as good and starring joel mchale. there can be a paintball episode and a zombie episode and

god damn it I have a really sore throat and this made me laugh unacceptably hard

I can't be racist! some of my best friends are races!

for a second I had to scroll up and make sure I was reading a birdman review and not the god delusion or something. you're better than this, tobias.