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Shut the fuck up. You’re dismissed.

Get fucked, asshole. You’re dismissed.

But you don’t care about any of that shit.

People only complain when it affects the outcome of the election because the outcome is what matters you fucking moron.

Like... lying to the FBI? And... what praytell do you think they were lying *about*?

This is actually pretty unclear from the piece itself. It sounds like all they ordered was edamame and sushi rolls. Then it says that they didn’t even get all their rolls, but the entire order was charged on their bill at the end (1 bowl of edamame and three sushi rolls). What else does the article claim they ordered?

How about developing a strategy to win in rural areas instead of trying to change the rules...

The electoral college is, indeed, stupid. The worst thing, though, is when people only bitch about it in the (near-)immediate aftermath of it biting their side in the ass. Anti-EC sentiment ran super-high after the 2000 election, and it’s running pretty high right now. But I don’t recall it registering much, oddly

Mueller can’t legally indict Trump, so the fact there are no more indictments doesn’t mean much. Seems like he was always going to leave it up to the DoJ and Congress.

And not a single American was or will be indicted on charges related to “Russian interference.” It’s all peripheral or procedural shit that just happened to pop up in the course of the investigation, but was not actually related to the core purpose of the investigation.

Oh get out of here. A restaurant should be able to handle a large party. Plus if you’re a waiter, you’re getting a big ticket, and thus a big tip. When I waited tables, I never understood the other waiters who would bitch about a big table.

Yeah, you really do need to go to places that specialize in accommodating large groups if you’re going to bring a party of eight out for dinner. I used to live overseas, and there were a lot of sit-down restaurants that had special areas with large tables set aside specifically for big parties, because those types of

Like, seriously? They allegedly made you wait three hours for three sushi rolls and a bowl of edamame, icing you 100% out of an explanation, and you’re conflicted? Give me a break. Either this story is greatly embellished, or it’s entirely made-up. I don’t think there’s anybody who’d be straddling the fence after that.

No, you’re not an asshole. You just need to realize that other people have valid inquiries and potential complaints about what it would mean for the entire gaming industry to eventually fall under the model you’re looking to support.

...and while there is a huge subsection that cares extraordinarily deeply about the smoothness and technical precision of some games, there are plenty of people out there who really, truly don’t give a shit. 

So you admit they’re different situations, and then act surprised that they’re treated differently? Which is it? Either they’re the same thing, and it’s notable for them to have been treated differently, or they’re not the same thing, and the result is entirely unremarkable.

I mean, if your point is that the production of the beer should be relevant to the narrative and setting of the show, you should be outraged that Norris isn’t brewing it himself at home in his garage.

Update, 5:51 p.m. ET: Multiple networks have reported the Mueller’s report does not contain recommendations for any further indictments.

The reason I’m looking forward to Season 8 is that I’ll take a bad ending over no ending, but I think any book reader (and even the more astute show-only fans)could tell you that the show has been rushing through, excising, and mergingvarious plot points, arc, and storylines with the grace and subtlety of a coked-up

So it’s easier for a stable of writers to compose a couple seasons of original TV than it is for a single author to write a many-hundreds-page novel. What a revelation!